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HELLO

"..."

GOODBYE

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[BLINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS ONCE HE WAKES UP. Now with a new family and also a tub of lube or something apparently.]

...That was much stranger than the last one, somehow?

[It should be impossible in every which way imaginable for Yuma to be a grandparent, yet here he is, pulling the lollipop out of his mouth with a scandalized frown. He doesn't want this much sugar intake.]

Indeed. Who would have thought our dog would end up in Hien's stomach?

[GRANDPA YUMA THE 7 YEAR OLD 20 YEAR OLD 80 YEAR OLD... Dahut is perfectly content to keep his lollipop thanks you horribleass maze.]

We're lucky neither of them were hurt...! [...] Worse. Or physically.

We were fortunate for that; however . . . what are we going to do with him?

[He looks at Hien, who is six inches tall.]

We have to guard him so he doesn't get eaten by a mouse...!

[THEIR THUMBELHIENA.]

"I'll eat that mouse first."

That's not really an ideal situation either...

"It's okay, because I'm a pro."

[ flashbacks to vore fight ]

...? A pro at eating rats...?

[CAN YOU ALL BE NORMAL. The actual vore happening here is still not normal.]

"At eating anything."

[ sagenods like he's some guy saying wise things but it's unhinged ]

I don't think you should be eating just anything, monsieur.

[CAN YOU STOP SAYING UNHINGED THINGS.]

"I am not a monsieur."

[ whacks him with imaginary cane ]

Owie!

[Gets whacked by this imaginary cane.]

"You're so silly, dad."

[ LMAO ]

We have to keep humor alive in this economy!

[WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING WITH THIS FAMILY.]

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[ their resident thumbelhiena wakes up and waddles on over to yuma ]

"Don't throw me like a football."

A football?

[He blinks down at Hien. The latter is barely half.]

"Don't throw me in general, dad..."

[ lmao ]

[Oh, son . . . ]

I won't. Why do you think I'd throw you?

"It gets me to places faster."

[ Efficiency... dad is all about efficiency........ ]

It would, but you may end up injured during the landing.

[Now, if Hien is sturdy enough . . . ]

"I am not made of paper mache."

[ Yes, he is sturdy. Probably. ]

[?]

Do you actually want to be thrown?

[ He considers this.................. ]

"I think it would be funny."

[ yeah he just changes his mind ]

How far?