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[selfconcept]

HELLO

"..."

GOODBYE

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[isdf]

We were fortunate for that; however . . . what are we going to do with him?

[He looks at Hien, who is six inches tall.]

[artificialsweetener]

We have to guard him so he doesn't get eaten by a mouse...!

[THEIR THUMBELHIENA.]

[selfconcept]

"I'll eat that mouse first."

[artificialsweetener]

That's not really an ideal situation either...

[selfconcept]

"It's okay, because I'm a pro."

[ flashbacks to vore fight ]

[artificialsweetener]

...? A pro at eating rats...?

[CAN YOU ALL BE NORMAL. The actual vore happening here is still not normal.]

[selfconcept]

"At eating anything."

[ sagenods like he's some guy saying wise things but it's unhinged ]

[artificialsweetener]

I don't think you should be eating just anything, monsieur.

[CAN YOU STOP SAYING UNHINGED THINGS.]

[selfconcept]

"I am not a monsieur."

[ whacks him with imaginary cane ]

[artificialsweetener]

Owie!

[Gets whacked by this imaginary cane.]

[selfconcept]

"You're so silly, dad."

[ LMAO ]

[artificialsweetener]

We have to keep humor alive in this economy!

[WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING WITH THIS FAMILY.]

[selfconcept]

"... Is it really keeping it alive?"

[ dad your humor

dad

your dad humor ]

[selfconcept]

[ their resident thumbelhiena wakes up and waddles on over to yuma ]

"Don't throw me like a football."

[isdf]

A football?

[He blinks down at Hien. The latter is barely half.]

[selfconcept]

"Don't throw me in general, dad..."

[ lmao ]

[isdf]

[Oh, son . . . ]

I won't. Why do you think I'd throw you?

[selfconcept]

"It gets me to places faster."

[ Efficiency... dad is all about efficiency........ ]

[isdf]

It would, but you may end up injured during the landing.

[Now, if Hien is sturdy enough . . . ]

[selfconcept]

"I am not made of paper mache."

[ Yes, he is sturdy. Probably. ]

[isdf]

[?]

Do you actually want to be thrown?

[selfconcept]

[ He considers this.................. ]

"I think it would be funny."

[ yeah he just changes his mind ]

[isdf]

How far?

[selfconcept]

"The furthest you can. You can go for an open field."

[isdf]

Are you certain?

[He can throw very, very far. Perks of possessing superhuman strength.]