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HELLO

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GOODBYE

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We have to guard him so he doesn't get eaten by a mouse...!

[THEIR THUMBELHIENA.]

"I'll eat that mouse first."

That's not really an ideal situation either...

"It's okay, because I'm a pro."

[ flashbacks to vore fight ]

...? A pro at eating rats...?

[CAN YOU ALL BE NORMAL. The actual vore happening here is still not normal.]

"At eating anything."

[ sagenods like he's some guy saying wise things but it's unhinged ]

I don't think you should be eating just anything, monsieur.

[CAN YOU STOP SAYING UNHINGED THINGS.]

"I am not a monsieur."

[ whacks him with imaginary cane ]

Owie!

[Gets whacked by this imaginary cane.]

"You're so silly, dad."

[ LMAO ]

We have to keep humor alive in this economy!

[WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING WITH THIS FAMILY.]

"... Is it really keeping it alive?"

[ dad your humor

dad

your dad humor ]

Well, it's not killing it any faster, at least.

[Ba-dum tss.]