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Post maze run (hien, mitsuba, yuma, dahut)

[selfconcept]

[ Dahut and Yuma are grandparents. Hien is their adopted child who is a dad and 6 inches tall. Mitsuba is their dog(????).

Hien honk shoo mimimimi in his little doll bed. ]

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[BLINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS ONCE HE WAKES UP. Now with a new family and also a tub of lube or something apparently.]

...That was much stranger than the last one, somehow?

[isdf]

[It should be impossible in every which way imaginable for Yuma to be a grandparent, yet here he is, pulling the lollipop out of his mouth with a scandalized frown. He doesn't want this much sugar intake.]

Indeed. Who would have thought our dog would end up in Hien's stomach?

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[GRANDPA YUMA THE 7 YEAR OLD 20 YEAR OLD 80 YEAR OLD... Dahut is perfectly content to keep his lollipop thanks you horribleass maze.]

We're lucky neither of them were hurt...! [...] Worse. Or physically.

[isdf]

We were fortunate for that; however . . . what are we going to do with him?

[He looks at Hien, who is six inches tall.]

[artificialsweetener]

We have to guard him so he doesn't get eaten by a mouse...!

[THEIR THUMBELHIENA.]

[selfconcept]

"I'll eat that mouse first."

[artificialsweetener]

That's not really an ideal situation either...

[selfconcept]

"It's okay, because I'm a pro."

[ flashbacks to vore fight ]

[artificialsweetener]

...? A pro at eating rats...?

[CAN YOU ALL BE NORMAL. The actual vore happening here is still not normal.]

[selfconcept]

"At eating anything."

[ sagenods like he's some guy saying wise things but it's unhinged ]

[artificialsweetener]

I don't think you should be eating just anything, monsieur.

[CAN YOU STOP SAYING UNHINGED THINGS.]

[selfconcept]

[ their resident thumbelhiena wakes up and waddles on over to yuma ]

"Don't throw me like a football."

[isdf]

A football?

[He blinks down at Hien. The latter is barely half.]

[selfconcept]

"Don't throw me in general, dad..."

[ lmao ]

[isdf]

[Oh, son . . . ]

I won't. Why do you think I'd throw you?

[selfconcept]

"It gets me to places faster."

[ Efficiency... dad is all about efficiency........ ]

[isdf]

It would, but you may end up injured during the landing.

[Now, if Hien is sturdy enough . . . ]

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[The puppy says]

Arf?

[artificialsweetener]

[Pats their very normal dog's head.]

[tenebrescent]

Arf......

[selfconcept]

[ hugs their dog after waking up ]

[tenebrescent]

[There is the vibe of a tail wagging. Somehow it's very easy to picture this]

[selfconcept]

"You're so cute... I love you, Mitsu."

[ THEIR PRECIOUS DOG!!!! He keeps hugging and petting him. ]

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Awoo!

[DON'T BARK SO SMUGLY.]