[ He's good at human history--not... ancient history. Nothing's important there for him!! ]
"I dunno how old I am, but I feel it. Wait, aren't you a snake? How did you even live when it was so cold? Did you make yourself a long sweater for yourself?"
[That is so fair of him. Predating humans by so many millions of years is just a lot of weird creatures and plants hanging out.]
You gotta be careful or you'll break your fragile back, old man. [hehehe OH THE NOVELTY OF CALLING SOMEONE ELSE OLD. Not the long sweater, though. The way the answer is so insane but he just chooses the simple if less truthful explanation.]
I'm not cold-blooded! In fact, I'm really warm! In the winter, I used to coil up around Volov because he'd get cold even though he's so fluffy and fuzzy.
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Wow, you really went for it. Did you taste its angry ghost?
[Takes a little test sip of his and immediately makes a wrinkle nose cat face.]
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[ He's convinced that he'll be tasteless forever and not in the way his vision occasionally flickered back.
But then he almost snorts at Obikawa's face. ]
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[because SOMEONE keeps saying DIE TO SWEET HIEN WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG. He takes another sip and immediately eats something to chase it.]
Tastes like burning.
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"So far, no. But then again, it's not like I eat something constantly."
[ Surprisingly. ]
"Should we call this edible acid?"
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Woah. I guess that's true, though...
[SHOKKU but you really do see way more than you eat even if you're a big eater... His head tilts a little at that though and he just laughs.]
Yeah! It's basically the same thing. I think humans could use this stuff in war, probably.
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[ Money... it's always money..................... ]
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You sound ancient when you talk like that, you know?
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[ Obikawa is not the first person to tell Hien that.............. ]
"And I'm not gonna get any younger. How old are you, anyway."
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Yeah, time only goes one way! [Even for gods!] I've been around since the earth was ice and mostly still ocean.
[His 700 million years that predates doors...]
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[ Was that 700 million years ago... he doesn't know. He just knows that's like world-contained Ancient. ]
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[ He's good at human history--not... ancient history. Nothing's important there for him!! ]
"I dunno how old I am, but I feel it. Wait, aren't you a snake? How did you even live when it was so cold? Did you make yourself a long sweater for yourself?"
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[That is so fair of him. Predating humans by so many millions of years is just a lot of weird creatures and plants hanging out.]
You gotta be careful or you'll break your fragile back, old man. [hehehe OH THE NOVELTY OF CALLING SOMEONE ELSE OLD. Not the long sweater, though. The way the answer is so insane but he just chooses the simple if less truthful explanation.]
I'm not cold-blooded! In fact, I'm really warm! In the winter, I used to coil up around Volov because he'd get cold even though he's so fluffy and fuzzy.
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[ Obikawa's [redacted]................. ]
"Fluffy and fuzzy... hm."
[ He pours himself more absinthe and chugs it down. ]
"... Oh, I know. An ostrich."
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