[That is so fair of him. Predating humans by so many millions of years is just a lot of weird creatures and plants hanging out.]
You gotta be careful or you'll break your fragile back, old man. [hehehe OH THE NOVELTY OF CALLING SOMEONE ELSE OLD. Not the long sweater, though. The way the answer is so insane but he just chooses the simple if less truthful explanation.]
I'm not cold-blooded! In fact, I'm really warm! In the winter, I used to coil up around Volov because he'd get cold even though he's so fluffy and fuzzy.
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[That is so fair of him. Predating humans by so many millions of years is just a lot of weird creatures and plants hanging out.]
You gotta be careful or you'll break your fragile back, old man. [hehehe OH THE NOVELTY OF CALLING SOMEONE ELSE OLD. Not the long sweater, though. The way the answer is so insane but he just chooses the simple if less truthful explanation.]
I'm not cold-blooded! In fact, I'm really warm! In the winter, I used to coil up around Volov because he'd get cold even though he's so fluffy and fuzzy.
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[ Obikawa's [redacted]................. ]
"Fluffy and fuzzy... hm."
[ He pours himself more absinthe and chugs it down. ]
"... Oh, I know. An ostrich."
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NOT THE ABSINTHE CHUGGING. Obikawa meanwhile just cracks the fuck up because OSTRICH?]
Are you calling him an ostrich?!