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[selfconcept]

HELLO

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GOODBYE

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[selfconcept]

"The ice age?"

[ Was that 700 million years ago... he doesn't know. He just knows that's like world-contained Ancient. ]

[voring]

Those were later! [Only a comparative 2.4 million years ago apparently...] It was way before that. Snowball earth!

[selfconcept]

"Oh, like real ice age."

[ He's good at human history--not... ancient history. Nothing's important there for him!! ]

"I dunno how old I am, but I feel it. Wait, aren't you a snake? How did you even live when it was so cold? Did you make yourself a long sweater for yourself?"

[voring]

Yeah! Super ice age!

[That is so fair of him. Predating humans by so many millions of years is just a lot of weird creatures and plants hanging out.]

You gotta be careful or you'll break your fragile back, old man. [hehehe OH THE NOVELTY OF CALLING SOMEONE ELSE OLD. Not the long sweater, though. The way the answer is so insane but he just chooses the simple if less truthful explanation.]

I'm not cold-blooded! In fact, I'm really warm! In the winter, I used to coil up around Volov because he'd get cold even though he's so fluffy and fuzzy.

[selfconcept]

"Volov?"

[ Obikawa's [redacted]................. ]

"Fluffy and fuzzy... hm."

[ He pours himself more absinthe and chugs it down. ]

"... Oh, I know. An ostrich."

[ ?????????????/ ]

[voring]

[HIS [REDACTED]!!!!!!

NOT THE ABSINTHE CHUGGING. Obikawa meanwhile just cracks the fuck up because OSTRICH?]

Are you calling him an ostrich?!