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[selfconcept]

HELLO

"..."

GOODBYE

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[selfconcept]

"Yeah. Well... I was. The others... one was a human at some point before turning into something else and then becoming an Overseer and the other was some offspring of demigods but extremely diluted down the family line. As for the reason why? I dunno. This guy who's the metaphysical concept of destruction made me at the whims of some human who manipulated to kill me when I was human for kicks because they both thought it was funny at the time. They probably still do."

[ He shrugs. ]

[voring]

[The vibes are just big ??? girl what the hell.]

That's stupid.

[He may be a god but at least he isn't a cosmic chaos entity that just fuckin does whatever the hell at any point in time because it's funnee.]

Do they not care that you're going to eat everything? Doesn't that include them? Are they stupid?

[selfconcept]

"They can destroy the invincible, the indestructible, and whatever else. And I guess that also means me. 'I put you into this world and I can take you back out' or something."

[ cooking time... cooking time... ]

[voring]

So they're just going to let you keep trying until you end up having nothing left to eat but them?

[He's trying to wrap his head around this but despite being a creature of chaos and whimsy, he still has an internal line of logic and a solid moral neutrality that makes seemingly chaotic evil a difficult alignment for him to comprehend.]

[selfconcept]

[ Destruction lives up to their concept name and is definitely chaotic evil. They are the source of everything that goes wrong in the multiple haki cinematic universe(tm). ]

"Yeah. I fought them before. Didn't work out. My other self who controlled memory also tried to fight them. That didn't work either. I dunno what their plan is, but I don't wanna know."

[ fuckin asshat of an existence ]

[voring]

[NOT THE HAKI CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. Stop being chaotic evil out there. He just nods because being like "man whatever" about a problem and simply shuffling away to do your own thing is relatable content. That is partially why he's here. He looked at the bigger issues going on and was like okay but I have something to be doing over here, goodbye.]

Sounds annoying. Must be nice getting a little break here, even if things are weird.

[People can just go bald with no warning...]

[selfconcept]

[ mood though ]

"Yeah, it's really annoying. Imagine trying to eat someone, but you can't despite all your power. Strength and willpower means nothing to that person."

[ Thinks about this for a second while still cooking. ]

"When I say that this is a vacation for me, people look at me funny."

[voring]

[:handshake:

He just makes a little geh sound of obvious displeasure at the idea of this.]

Dealing with that would be more than just a pain in the ass. [Leaning against the counter as he cooks.] You ever consider just sticking around here?

[sTAY IN THE VACATION HOME OF PURGATORY.]

[selfconcept]

"Maybe for like... a bit."

[ How long is a "bit"? We just don't know. ]

"I was in the middle of something stupid before coming here, so delaying that would be great, actually."

[voring]

[A bit can be forever if you believe.]

Do it! This place isn't so bad. [With a little curious tilt of his head.] What were you doing?

[selfconcept]

"Playing out make believe scenarios with my occasional torturer because I had no choice."

[ aka being forced into a cyoa with everyone having familiar faces under ridiculous situations ]

[voring]

Can you not eat them either?

[YOU CAN'T JUST EAT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.]

[selfconcept]

"He locked my powers."

[ that bitch ]

"I mean... I guess I can...? But it's too much work."

[voring]

It's too much work when he's doing annoying stuff like that? Just eat him normally, then.

[HE REALLY SAID IF YOUR POWERS DON'T WORK JUST VORE HIM WITH A FORK AND KNIFE.]

[selfconcept]

"Okay, but he still has his powers while I don't."

[ So. ]

"Would you go fight another god if you couldn't turn into your true form?"

[voring]

That would never happen!

[But also he probably would unless it was Alula who fills him with the big predator spookies.]

[selfconcept]

"That's not what I asked. And it could totally happen. Another god can show up right now and this place would nerf you down to hell because it feels like it."

[ Funny if that happened!! ]

[voring]

[FUNNY IF THAT HAPPENED... He frowns a little as he considers this possibility. He does not like admitting to the possibility of LOSING, but.]

...If it was some stupid situation like that, I'd probably just avoid it entirely.

[FLEE! FLEE!!!!! Do you think about how every time Orokapi has attacked someone or something it's always been preempted by some sort of provocation or violence against him first anyway. He is so annoying and easy to bait but actually fairly peaceful by a definition of peace.]

[selfconcept]

"We can only make so many contingency plans."

[ aka get ready to lose eventually in your life

Anyway, he's finally done cooking! Grilled salmon bursting with umami and tempura shrimp udon with crab meat in it--soup boiled from crab shells and removed so that Obikawa doesn't eat spiky shells and somehow bleed in his mouth. Other garnishes too like chopped green onions, etc. He places the food on the table beside them and the silverware too. i am so fuckin hungry rn ]

"Enjoy."

[voring]

[He doesn't want to consider losing hello BUT FORTUNATELY HE'S DISTRACTED FROM THAT THOUGHT BY THIS SICKASS SPREAD. oh my god im so hungry too.. please... BLEASE... COOK FOR ME HIEN...... BLEASE I HATE COOKING BUT I LOVE EATING.]

Woah! This looks great!

[No itadakimasus from him he's just going to crack into it with the reckless abandon of a guy who really loves eating and doesn't always remember his manners.]

[selfconcept]

[ me too................ i love eating.... but cooking is such a chore...... meanwhile, Hien likes cooking too much.

The thing about this scenario is that Hien actually likes seeing raw feelings when people eat his cooking. Like unrestrained joy. Kinda like what Obikawa is exhibiting now. He doesn't care about manners. Eat. ]

[voring]

[GIVE US YOUR POWER HIEN

This is so funny though WELL OBIKAWA WILL GIVE HIM EXACTLY THAT BECAUSE HE'S UNRESTRAINED IN EVERYTHING AND EATING GOOD FOOD GIVES HIM BIG JOY. He's probably mowed through most of his share before he even says anything else that isn't just "HOLY SHIT" or "WOAH". SLAPS HIS HAND ON THE TABLE.]

That's the best udon I've ever had!

[selfconcept]

"Yeah? Thanks. What about the salmon?"

[ He tilts his head. Hien usually wouldn't ask how good the food is, but they're at monochrome kitchen. ]

[voring]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY he doesn't even clock it he's just like fair to ask, fair to ask.]

It's good, too! It's been a while since I've had fish like this.

[selfconcept]

"Great. Thanks for your review."

[ lol ]

"If you want food like this, feel free to ask me any time when I'm able."

[ Unless he wants to go to IHOP for their consistent five star meals. Hien pauses as if he realized something. ]

"Oh, there goes my vision again."