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HELLO

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GOODBYE

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[selfconcept]

"Playing out make believe scenarios with my occasional torturer because I had no choice."

[ aka being forced into a cyoa with everyone having familiar faces under ridiculous situations ]

[voring]

Can you not eat them either?

[YOU CAN'T JUST EAT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.]

[selfconcept]

"He locked my powers."

[ that bitch ]

"I mean... I guess I can...? But it's too much work."

[voring]

It's too much work when he's doing annoying stuff like that? Just eat him normally, then.

[HE REALLY SAID IF YOUR POWERS DON'T WORK JUST VORE HIM WITH A FORK AND KNIFE.]

[selfconcept]

"Okay, but he still has his powers while I don't."

[ So. ]

"Would you go fight another god if you couldn't turn into your true form?"

[voring]

That would never happen!

[But also he probably would unless it was Alula who fills him with the big predator spookies.]

[selfconcept]

"That's not what I asked. And it could totally happen. Another god can show up right now and this place would nerf you down to hell because it feels like it."

[ Funny if that happened!! ]

[voring]

[FUNNY IF THAT HAPPENED... He frowns a little as he considers this possibility. He does not like admitting to the possibility of LOSING, but.]

...If it was some stupid situation like that, I'd probably just avoid it entirely.

[FLEE! FLEE!!!!! Do you think about how every time Orokapi has attacked someone or something it's always been preempted by some sort of provocation or violence against him first anyway. He is so annoying and easy to bait but actually fairly peaceful by a definition of peace.]

[selfconcept]

"We can only make so many contingency plans."

[ aka get ready to lose eventually in your life

Anyway, he's finally done cooking! Grilled salmon bursting with umami and tempura shrimp udon with crab meat in it--soup boiled from crab shells and removed so that Obikawa doesn't eat spiky shells and somehow bleed in his mouth. Other garnishes too like chopped green onions, etc. He places the food on the table beside them and the silverware too. i am so fuckin hungry rn ]

"Enjoy."

[voring]

[He doesn't want to consider losing hello BUT FORTUNATELY HE'S DISTRACTED FROM THAT THOUGHT BY THIS SICKASS SPREAD. oh my god im so hungry too.. please... BLEASE... COOK FOR ME HIEN...... BLEASE I HATE COOKING BUT I LOVE EATING.]

Woah! This looks great!

[No itadakimasus from him he's just going to crack into it with the reckless abandon of a guy who really loves eating and doesn't always remember his manners.]

[selfconcept]

[ me too................ i love eating.... but cooking is such a chore...... meanwhile, Hien likes cooking too much.

The thing about this scenario is that Hien actually likes seeing raw feelings when people eat his cooking. Like unrestrained joy. Kinda like what Obikawa is exhibiting now. He doesn't care about manners. Eat. ]

[voring]

[GIVE US YOUR POWER HIEN

This is so funny though WELL OBIKAWA WILL GIVE HIM EXACTLY THAT BECAUSE HE'S UNRESTRAINED IN EVERYTHING AND EATING GOOD FOOD GIVES HIM BIG JOY. He's probably mowed through most of his share before he even says anything else that isn't just "HOLY SHIT" or "WOAH". SLAPS HIS HAND ON THE TABLE.]

That's the best udon I've ever had!

[selfconcept]

"Yeah? Thanks. What about the salmon?"

[ He tilts his head. Hien usually wouldn't ask how good the food is, but they're at monochrome kitchen. ]

[voring]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY he doesn't even clock it he's just like fair to ask, fair to ask.]

It's good, too! It's been a while since I've had fish like this.

[selfconcept]

"Great. Thanks for your review."

[ lol ]

"If you want food like this, feel free to ask me any time when I'm able."

[ Unless he wants to go to IHOP for their consistent five star meals. Hien pauses as if he realized something. ]

"Oh, there goes my vision again."

[voring]

[Leaves him 5 stars on Yelp. His head tilts to the side a little.]

You're losing your sight a lot more than I'm losing my hearing.

[selfconcept]

"Lucky you, huh?"

[ because i'm playing him ]

[voring]

[YOU REALLY JUST OUT HERE SAYING DIE WHILE I KEPT FORGETTING ABOUT SENSE LOSS]

Yeah! Maybe you'll get luckier next time.

[DON'T JUST ASSIGN HIM DYING AGAIN.]

[selfconcept]

"It's hard to feel lucky when it turns up bad every time that I had to depend on it."

[ So he would like to minimize the importance of his luck. ]

"Anyway, you satisfied now?"

[voring]

[you really said and i WILL die again]

Yeah! That was so worth it! Even though everyone else who couldn't figure their shit out should be banned from eating good seafood.

[selfconcept]

[ and that is a threat ]

"Who were they again? I remember feeding Rafayel and he choked on a tentacle."

[voring]

[GRIPS YOU]

I was just calling around asking people.

[He has no idea and wouldn't remember them even if he asked for names which Rafayel is about to find out the hard way...]

[selfconcept]

[ rip fish man ]

"Well. In either case, let me know whenever you wanna eat something like this again."

[ it is an invitation

Also frees u ]